No fucking way!!! No fucking way!!!

I just talked to Ilana about the lab position that I'm about to take, and it's me, in a lab, watching pornography.

Okay, I'm not going to overdramatize it. It's actually me watching people watching pornography, but that's not the point (and if you think it is, you got serious problems...). The fact of the matter still stands that I get to watch porn, and next semester will be getting paid 9 bucks an hour.
To watch porn.

Ain't life grand?