A Day in the Lab



So, you'll now get to see how I spend my days at work.




8:35 A.M.--Alarm clock goes off. I punch it (knuckle bleeds) and roll back over.

9:35 A.M.--Wake up. Short jog and then to the weight room.

11:00 A.M.--Lunch. Essentially whatever I have laying around--I'm not a very big fan of overdone lunches. I just need nutrients.

1:30 P.M.--Arrive at work (I know; long lunch).

2:30 P.M.--Start data analysis spreadsheet.

2:35 P.M.--Decide spreadsheet bores me. Turn on Finding Nemo instead.

4:00 P.M.--Finding Nemo ends. I cry.

4:05 P.M.--Take a piss.

4:10 P.M.--Starting the next day's homework.

5:30 P.M.--Finish homework; watch Simpsons on CD.

6:00 P.M.--Unthaw chemical series for tonight's experiment.

7:00 P.M.--People arrive. They're nice. Talk pretty.

9:00 P.M.--Experiment over! Cleanup.

9:30 P.M.--Clean and ready to leave.

10:00 P.M.--Sleep. So tired. Itchy...hungry...


So, that's a day in the life! It's not glamorous, but it pays da' billz'. Later!