Okay, people...brace yourselves.  This is one of the funniest things ever, but it requires a bit of backdrop.  You guys know that I work in the pornography lab, no?  Well, we've just finished running a group of couples (married), and are currently in the process of paying them. 
 
Just so happens that accounting is really slow on disbursing these funds, and so we've been getting a lot of emails about late checks.  However, none are nearly as funny as the following set of correspondences (be sure about who you're emailing when you click 'send', children!):
 
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Leslie Horny said:
 
Hi,
 
Sorry to be a bother, but we just wanted to check up with you about our final payment.  We finished the study on June 28th and have yet to receive the payment in the mail.  We realize that Dr. Chen was out of town during that week and then there was a holiday weekend, but we wanted to make sure that we were not forgotten.
 
Thanks, 
  
Leslie  and Ron Horny
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The Chen Lab wrote:
Denise just checked with the head of the Psychology dept
and apparently, accounting-wise, some things were backed
up, but the check was sent yesterday, so you should receive it sometime next week.  So sorry about the delay.
 
Thanks,
Lovely Laura :)
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Not funny yet...but wait!  In reply, this is what we received:
 
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 10:54:30 -0700 (PDT), Leslie Horny 
<hornyme@yahoo.com> wrote:
Thanks, Laura.  Like I said, I didn't want to be
annoying or bothersome, but wanted to check with you
guys in case it had already been sent and it was lost
in the mail.  Thanks for checking on it for us!
 
---Leslie
 
And then, the mistake that would make Ron Jeremy blush:
 
----- Forwarded message from The Chen Lab -----
    Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 23:45:26 -0000
    From: The Chen Lab
Reply-To: The Chen Lab
 Subject: Fwd: Re: couple study - final payment
      To: laura@rice.edu
 
Forwarded From: Ron Horny <jackmeoff@jmo.net>
 
thanks for finding out about this, babe.  you didn't ask her if she
 wanted to play soccer with us some time.  and by soccer i mean in the
bed.  and by in the bed i mean on the field.  adidas. 
 
And so today was the one of the funniest days of my life, topped only by the time that I saw Jason attacking that poor large girl's feet at the Salsa Club.  You've got your own kind of style, Jason; don't ever lose it. 
 
Moral of the Story? 
 
If you want to have a threesome consisting of you, your bashful wife, and a slightly kinky college girl, then by all means, pursue it! 
 
Just don't fucking advertise.