Brothers, we must band together in these times of trouble and distress in order to fully and punitively repress the Axis of Evil that stands to destroy all that we hold dear. Holding to this idea, I propose the creation of D.O.R.K., the Direct Oppression Reversal Kommission, whose sole purpose is to thoroughly destroy the evil that is Microsoft (think Project Mayhem). Those interested should contact fuckmicrosoft@dork.net...

Rise up! With flamboyant purple controller in hand, take to the streets and obliterate those who would threaten our very existence!