Setting: Jesse's apartment on a lacksadaisical Friday night. Josh grows restless after watching hours upon hours of boring online gameplay by Mark and Jesse...

Josh: I'm so bored I want to vomit.

Jesse dives onto floor to log onto computer; Josh continues flipping through the channels on the TV.

Jesse: Josh, is today the sixth?

Josh: Wha--

Jesse: IS TODAY THE SIXTH?

Josh: Yeah, but--

Jesse: Girls Gone Wild at the Surf Shack!!! Girls and titties and drinks and even a little Bus with all sorts of cool shit on the side!

Josh: AHHHHHHHHHHH! We must go!

The pair procede to acquire attire and dress appropriately. They arrive to a packed house at roughly 10:30 P.M. The rest of the night is an orgy of dancing, ogling and shameless objectification of women. In short, all of Elliot's dreams compressed into one no-bra-wearin', huge-titties-a-floppin' club...

If you couldn't tell, it was fun.