"A man abroad is a man expanding..."


Congratulations, you 'expanding' Jason, you! It sounds like you're having one helluva time--just don't forget to send word back here every once in a while (and by 'word' I mean really cheap bootlegged anime...).

I hope that everything's been just peachy your first few days, and I wish you many more wonderful prostitutes in this, your grand adventure!

Jason rolls +1000 Gaijin Rampage; the resulting killing spree destroys 3/4 of Japan's population. The remaining 1/4 he rules with an iron fist wrapped in a sexy, sexy velvet glove.