Monday, May 31, 2004

I would reply to that, but I'm not quite sure what you're referring to. If, in fact, you're referring to the thing that I think you may be referring to, then I'll just say this:

I was only doing it for you, man. Only for you.

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Well...that's interesting. I thought that I was the ridiculously angry one, but I guess not.

Off to shoot babies in their cute little rosy faces! Later!

Monday, May 24, 2004

Well, way to burst my bubble, man...


but thanks for trying.

So sorry Mark, but that's what you get for working for a huge, evil corporation! Oh well, I guess I can't really talk--I did work for Gap Inc. (king of child labor law infractions) for almost a fifth of my sorry life.

I didn't know that you worked for Financial Services! What do you do? Could you--*ahem*--"help me out", if you know what I mean? Cause Summer School is fuckin' uber-expensive. I guess it's better than staying in Terrell and learning how to more correctly pronounce 'ngbeddarunaaaaahhhhhh!'("Niggers better run, aaaaaahhhhh!")

Oh well, I'll be seeing you guys pretty soon, so I won't complain all that much about being bored. Today's another goddamn movie day. Not that that's a bad thing--I just hadn't cursed in a while and needed a bad word in there to feel more confident. Later!

Friday, May 21, 2004

Actually, I went to Johnny Carino's last night and did get served.


So there.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

My friends...I have a dream!

A dream in which men are paid--not with the paper money of men--but with the liquid money of the gods! Alcohol, my dear brothers and sisters!

I have a dream, in which I will be a badass motherfucker, who won't take no shit offa nobody--because I have a helluva a lot of sexy, sexy wine.



I have a dream that has become reality.

Yes, I just finished working (actually, not finished, there's another trip to be made) for one of the guys that runs the annual Food and Wine show in Dallas, at the Adolphus Hotel. I was expecting some sort of normal, monetary payment, but instead was paid in wine.

Yes, dear friends, wine! I (along w/my Dad, who really doesn't drink it) was given about 40 bottles of choice wine (these were leftover submissions from the wine-judging competition at teh show) and there is supposedly more to come. Exciting, I think. Well, talk to you guys later!

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Exciting development. Will post more as soon as information becomes more clear.

Over and out.

Monday, May 17, 2004

Mark, I just got a chance to read your post-of-a-thousand-lines, and I nearly cried. The entire year, encapsulated into one simple (albeit ridiculously long) Blogger post. I'll make your day and let you know that you truly are a god among men, my friend.

All other things aside, I think Chronicles of Riddick the video game looks even better than the movie...but that's just me. Oh, and I'm fairly sure that Jesse's going to make us go see the goddamn Harry Potter movie when that comes out.

I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't really been doing anything at all lately. My guess is that Jesse will be, since his job is starting up, but I'm not sure if that's really going to be that big a deal (unless, of course, you're gonna be the lab bitch--taking 24-hour shifts).

I'm happy to hear that Jason's going to be at Rice for Dis-O. It will be a time to remember.

Indeed.

Mark thinks I make random posts. Take this, bitch!

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(look closely and figure out the puzzle!) Later, biaches!

Friday, May 14, 2004

Mark!!! Look here!

Thursday, May 13, 2004

I second both Mark's suggestion to put thefacebook up and also his statement (implied) that Jesse is a fuckup. Unanimous, guys?

Regardless of your ranting, it's still good to have you around, Mark. Check this out, and be awed, mortals!

http://www.the-magicbox.com/0405/game051104c.shtml


You are Dr. Clive! You came from the city to
work as a student physician at the jungle
school. Your life would be perfect if all your
patients were cute girls and hot women, but you
have young kids to fix up and a stack of hidden
porno magazines. Watch out for crazy psychic
hairdressers!


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Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Now Posting...

I guess Elliot's dead, eh? No big loss. So, did anyone manage to download the video of Nick Berg being decapitated? If not, you're missing out on some seriously disturbing shit. Wish I was drunk. Considering getting drunk off parents liquor. More later. Peace.

Monday, May 10, 2004

I'm out...

I won't try to counter or top Jason's amazing final post, but I'd like to add a little to it.


I enjoy being lost. I revel in it, and couldn't enjoy anything more. Thank you guys for agreeing to be lost with me, if only for a little while. Have a great Summer and I'll talk to you all soon.