Blizzard Internal Memo:

Must have made "happy dance" (a.k.a. "The Michael") too good. For the next several days priority is to make the dances suck more, so the wonderful children playing WoW have more time to create fake economies, bond with their fake significant others, and do other fake things. In short, the idea is to make them forget their real lives as quickly and efficiently as possible, making sure that they either forget or regret that a real world (rife with things such as tactile stimulation!) exists.


Sincerely,

Guy That Gets Paid More Than You (lowly programmers) to Write Stuff Like This

P.S.--They're having "Orc Cakes" in the cafeteria again.....



We're going to Bennigan's.