為什麼你們寫很多日本話在這裡? 你們知道中文是最好的話.

BWAHAHA... I think my penis hurts... from raping you all....

Haha, I've known that cantonese was/is/will be hot... haha, how much cantonese are you learning, by the way? I really ___ love you? what?!?

hmm.... i would like to meet your grandma someday.... she seems so wise....

so i basically reamed myself on this last econ test for industrial org.... this morning i was in a dream, and then in the dream i become conscious and realize that i'm going to be late for class, except i can't get out of the dream, so i'm thinking: SHIT!

i finally manage to wake up, and study a little bit... then i went back to bed... i woke up 10 minutes after class had started.... SHIT! FUCK ME! fook yu, fook mi!

jalto, joi geen. nay fai dee fahn lay, ok?

Well NOW that you've seen it, you can respond to it here, goddamnit!!!

haHA! I'm on top once again... i rock and rule, all night sweet suzy.... WEEOOH!

more rounds:

how many of you go through phases of listening to music? right now i'm listening to chinese music.... oh, back in the day.... i guess i'm being nostalgic now, wishing to get to california as soon as possible.... always a baby cousin to play with/drop on the head... other cousins to talk to, about everything.... parents' relatives all over there.... so i'm wishing to be back in my childhood i guess.... well, just remembering how great it was back in california.... got love for my shoes, K-SWISS!

jacky cheung, leon lai, aaron kwok, emil chau, andy lau, priscilla chen, sally yip/yeh, faye wong, coco lee, jay chow, alan tam, haha....

after your finished doing your business in the bathroom, do you flush before getting up/zipping up your pants, or do you get up/zip up your pants and then flush?

i think i was walking a bit behind leah today on my way to ecology lab for the practice walk.... haha leah has a kind of walk.... i think i'll call it a sexy intellectual/sophistacated walk.... not anything like lucia's walk... her walk is a little more.... i shouldn't say slutty..... but.... provocative/flirtatious? haha.

I'm hungry again.... must go eat later tonight... i have no idea why i keep getting hungry... it's only been two hours after dinner... i want to find out if i really have a tapeworm or not... haha brad asked me the other day, how does it feel to be able to speak a language a billion people in the world speak? well.... i feel ordinary haha. i don't know, it doesn't seem to be that special to be able to speak chinese since a billion other people can also speak it.... I think i want to learn how to speak french and hindi.... i'm sure those languages would be useful to being a doctor.... that'd cover most of the world.... english, mandarin, cantonese, hindi, spanish, french.... what else would i need? in the u.s. anyway...

CURSE YOU LIZ for coming in while i was listening/dancing to my glorious chinese music.... haha, but thanks anyway for the hot cheetos... now, where was i?

what?!? grace?!? accepting christ?!? this can only mean one thing.... me creating hell in houston for years to come... MWAHAHA.... nah just playin....

hmm.... well i'm glad grace finds comfort in something.... something to believe in.... now about her future, haha, that's a different story... so uncertain about that, yet certain now about her faith.... will talk about this later... should be reading! ah!

a new beginning for grace... a new quote for tuesday:

"Speech is civilization itself. The word, even the most contradictory word, preserves contact- it is silence that isolates." ~Thomas Mann

SO.... went with jing and neel to Denny's.... note to self: NEVER EVER go to anyplace like denny's/ihop again.... i keep trying to tell myself that i like american breakfast food.... sausage, eggs, bacon, pancakes..... but i didn't really like any of it besides the french toast.... mmmm... yeah, the scrambled egg/gravy/bell peppers and onions.... bad combination, i felt more nauseous after every bite....

too many serious conversations about religion at breakfast? too many conversations about seriousness/sarcasm/cynicism... i should have eaten my tom yum ramen instead.... the heartburn is worth it, haha.

why do so many girls have self-image issues? i'm too fat! i ate so much! haha, oh janey....

what role do you like to play most? the victim, the depressed one, the lonely one, the independent one.... THE UGLY ONE!

I must say, Mimi the bus driver, is the baddest chick on campus... she is so funny and talkative, comfortable to make flowing conversation with, AND she listens to the oldies station.... now why aren't there girls my age here? oh right.... i know why...

lately i've been getting these rushes... just my heart is beating so rapidly... i'm guessing my entire system is metabolizing too fast now... cuz i'm exercising... maybe i'll stop that now... cuz right after i had some french toast with syrup, my arms were tingly, and so was my face.... and i thought i only got tingly when i was low on blood sugar...

If you had a fetish, what would it be? I think mine would be food.... nah i'd eat the food before i did anything fetishy.

HAHA oh liz... i say them in retaliation, to show rachel that she is still a novice at insulting people... she has to learn things... the hard way! tough love?

Some people actually put comments on people's xanga and choose how many eProps to give the person... i hope they realize that nobody, well maybe not everybody, but I, for one, do not give a rat's ass if you give me eProps or not... what the hell can you do with those points? well, you can indicate to me how much of an idiot you are... i guess that's the best reason for keeping eProps on xanga...

whoa whoa whoa.... hold up.... did jesse just try to insult me using one of my guys? my main man, stephen chow, hailing from the mighty country of HK, with their cheap women and cheap dvds? oh HELL NO!

>>--------------------------------------------------> (Jesse)
Hell yes that's a long-ass arrow! Arrowed! HAHA soooo funny jesse.... pushups and situps... stop playin around.... well, in retaliation i will flood the GA with even MORE of my posts... since i am not getting answers to my questions on xanga.... Ready? here comes the cavalry....

what do you think is the best item of food to finish off a meal with? I think for me, that would be jello..... SO GOOD.... it's all jiggly and stuff.... like mah women.... mmmm.... and it's sugar-FULL..... i will not eat any of that sugar-free crap..... that stuff tastes like vomit..... but rather coming out of your mouth, going back in..... it's THAT gross....

this is for ray:
first of all, you're sooooooo yesterday.... and come up with less lame nicknames... i know that might be hard for you, but put a little more effort into them... i'm sure you'll come up with something... and when you do, i'll laugh at you. and stop putting up quotes when you can't even say them correctly... you look like more of an idiot than you already are... have a bad day.

ok i think i'll stop posting for today, i'm glad i have ray to direct my rage towards... it helps me keep up with the death breathers... i wonder how they're doing with their chaos and destruction... updates please, bobby. alright gonna go talk to my parents about plane tickets...

nevermind about stopping on posting, it's never gonna happen haha....

i wonder.... i hope one day i can write something that follows sequentially.... something organized.... coherent? but i'm too lazy.... i'm going to eat more food.

do you think you can have more of a relationship with someone when you have a relationship that's.... what did you say.... egh i forget... disorganized/random?

i think i'd like to meet stephen hawking one day.... if you could meet/talk with one person you really respect/admire, who would it be? well for me, it wouldn't be stephen hawking... i'd like like to see and hear him in person i guess.... i am very interested in how and why people act a certain way.... mannerisms and such.... what major would that relate to... i also like analyzing people... i believe it makes them feel naked and vulnerable.... mwahaha.

just a sample of some of my entries.... if you would like to see more of these entries, please press 1, otherwise shut the fuck up!

"First health, then wealth, then pleasure, and do not owe anything to anybody." ~Catherine the Great

How do these three things rank on your list? ooh, and thanks for the heads up, queentort.... i see you are a fellow death breather, i must subscribe to you soon....

hanszen party was very fun tonight.... well the glow in the darklight paint anyway.... very fun day and night.... although i think i have acid reflux now because of ramen and the soup i drank right before i went straight to bed.... ergh, i got MSG-ed!

i was very grumpy on the highway.... probably cuz i didn't eat much at lunch since my chest was hurting.... but then it got better once i ate mcd's at the galleria.... and then a couple of more tacos.... my eating days aren't over yet.... count: 2 dbl. cheeseburgers, 2 mcvalue fries, 10 pack chicken nuggets, and two hard tacos.... mmm.... anybody who has a big enough appetite should join me for lunch/dinner sometime, but not fast food.... can't have that stuff often.... i feel like having a heart attack afterwards....

when you feel lonely, what's the first thing you do.... get online/ go out and find people/ call them/ have sex with yourself? i'm sure everyone reacts differently to loneliness.....

happy birthday amy.... and rach, how do you know about not another teen movie? it's a guy flick, and i KNOW you don't like guy flicks, haha.

oh doerfy... so many guys crawling on top of you.... don't know how you or jesse, tu novio, handles it.... dane, elliot, neel..... the list goes ON and ON, haha.

maybe i'll do some calisthenics now while brian's out.... hope he stays out for a while.... mwahaha. i was supposed to get my car washed today, but i circled around the police station and NOBODY from hmo was there.... psh, so i left and went on with my plans to go to gamestop.... and JESSE, who wanted us to eat at cheesecake factory although i HATE sweet stuff, told me not to eat at chick-fil-a while it was next to gamestop/barnes and noble.... next thing i know, we're running late, and when we get to the galleria where cheesecake factory is, what does he order from the foodcourt..... CHICK-FIL-FUCKING--A! GRAWR!!!

i think i've found another drink i can tolerate besides amaretto.... parrot bay coconut rum and any kind of soda.... gimme more of that shit!!! and when are we having the japanese tea ceremony, jalto?

Hey...Our own Neel Kishan has a website! Just don't bug him if you think it sucks.

Which it does.





Just kidding, Neel!