Happy E3, everyone! I hope the holiday season brings you joy, cheer, and a stocking full of all the great games you've been hoping for for so long.

Yes. That's a double "for" statement, and it's right.

Oh...one more thing.

I hope you also get the money to pay for all of those ridiculously priced games (the PS3 & XBox360 are going to price games at either $59.99 or $69.99)

Not to hurt anyone's feelings, but could someone please post something substantial? I'm really, really, really bored at home, and it's only been two days!

Note: All E3 updates will be considered substantial, as long as they aren't about something crappy. Like Pokemon.