Setting: Jesse's apartment on a lacksadaisical Friday night. Josh grows restless after watching hours upon hours of boring online gameplay by Mark and Jesse...

Josh: I'm so bored I want to vomit.

Jesse dives onto floor to log onto computer; Josh continues flipping through the channels on the TV.

Jesse: Josh, is today the sixth?

Josh: Wha--

Jesse: IS TODAY THE SIXTH?

Josh: Yeah, but--

Jesse: Girls Gone Wild at the Surf Shack!!! Girls and titties and drinks and even a little Bus with all sorts of cool shit on the side!

Josh: AHHHHHHHHHHH! We must go!

The pair procede to acquire attire and dress appropriately. They arrive to a packed house at roughly 10:30 P.M. The rest of the night is an orgy of dancing, ogling and shameless objectification of women. In short, all of Elliot's dreams compressed into one no-bra-wearin', huge-titties-a-floppin' club...

If you couldn't tell, it was fun.

Dots of Youth

Little yellow dot
devours all before him,
his life is metal

Brothers, we must band together in these times of trouble and distress in order to fully and punitively repress the Axis of Evil that stands to destroy all that we hold dear. Holding to this idea, I propose the creation of D.O.R.K., the Direct Oppression Reversal Kommission, whose sole purpose is to thoroughly destroy the evil that is Microsoft (think Project Mayhem). Those interested should contact fuckmicrosoft@dork.net...

Rise up! With flamboyant purple controller in hand, take to the streets and obliterate those who would threaten our very existence!